A SCUBADOG MUST LOVE WATER.
A SCUBADOG MUST HAVE TRIED SCUBA.
A SCUBADOG MUST LOVE BEACH DIVES.
A SCUBADOG LOVES TO WRECK DIVE.
A SCUBADOG CAN FREE DIVE.
A SCUBADOG MUST LIKE LOBSTER, OR BETTER YET, LOVE TO GRAB THEM RED SPINNEY CONDO LIVING PUPPIES.
A SCUBADOG DIVES IN THE RAIN AND MUD JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.
A SCUBADOG SHOULD HOWL NOW AND THEN.
This list is in a constant state of hydroflux.